TWISTS TO A TIRED PROVERB

If you love someone, set her free..

ORIGINAL: if she comes back, she’s yours. If she doesn’t, she never was.

PESSIMIST: if she never ever comes back, she’s yours. If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was.

OPTIMIST: don’t worry, she will come back.

SUSPICIOUS: if she ever comes back, ask her why.

GO-GETTER: if she comes back, she’s yours, if she doesn’t, go get her!

HUNTER: don’t even wait whether she comes back, go hunt her down!

PATIENT: if she doesn’t come back, continue to wait until she comes back.

IMPATIENT: if she doesn’t come back within some time, forget her.

PLAYFUL: if she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again.

Repeat.

–LIFELINE

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